kill me please!!!

I am working as a tuition teacher at a day care centre currently..i nearly commit suicide after listened to something like this....

1st case:

顏x洪﹕月老師早安﹗

顏x洪﹕謝謝月老師﹗再見月老師﹗

i thought my ears got problems..so i asked him...

我﹕你說什麼﹖再說一次。。

顏x洪﹕再見月老師﹗

我﹕什麼月老師﹖

顏x洪﹕月亮的月咯﹗

excuse me!...my surname is YE not YUE ah!葉﹗葉子的葉﹗﹗since then my colleagues call me ah moon ah moon til now....one of them even set my name as ah moon in their phone book!

2nd case:

陳x賢﹕葉老師葉老師﹗我有東西要問你﹗

我﹕什麼東西﹖

陳x賢﹕我想問你噢。。你現在才30多歲而已啊﹖﹖(WTF...)

HARLO!! i was just 9 years old when u were born ok?n i was just studying secondary school when u just started ur primary standard 1!!Do i look very old?i look very old meh??!

Fun to be tagged

It's a rainny day..i always love this weather as it could make me feel relax..n not too stressful..

Having 1 day hari raya holiday..supposed to go to Mid Valley to meet up some NS friends but i rejected them.Had lots of students' exam papers to be marked.Somemore this kind of weather just made me lazy!!But i hav wasted my day just like that.Did nothing!feel quite guilty for my friends tim...nevermind..i know they wil forgive me also..quite few of them went there too..*giving excuse!......=)*

Came online..read Xiao chen's blog...n suddenly realised that i got tagged!oh my god..this girl ah..long time didn't chat with her..suddenly tagged me pulak..*xiao chen was my ex classmate n currently studying in NUS*

1. The person who tagged you is:
Xiao Chen,my ex f6 classmate who sat in front of me..STPM 4.0 scorer.

2. Your relationship with her:
friend..we can chat anything!

3. 5 Impressions you have of her:
~talkative
~smart
~weight obsessive
~likes to ZHA people
~caring

4. Most memorable thing she has done for you:
wrote a blog about me for my birthday last year..=)

5. Most memorable words she said to you:
she is so talkative til i couldn't remember any..yea got.."hey i saw a pretty skirt last night at somewhere somewhere...."

don't have question no.6 wor..

7. If she becomes your lover, things she has to improved on will be:
sorry i am not a lesbian.

8. If she becomes your enemy, you will:
would be sad to lose a good listener..n of coz i wil miss our chatting session on the phone n in the class also..

9. If she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
too smart

10. The most desirable thing you want to do for her now is:
call her n talk to her..always not free to chat with me even if she is online.

11. Your overall impression of her is:
good friend to be!

12. How do you think people around you will feel about you:
beh tahan with my slow motion in everything..sorry la..i wil change it if possible..

13. The characteristic you love about yourself is:
helpful...am i?

14. The characteristic you hate about yourself is:
do things slowly(i didn't mean to do everything slow lo)..wil hav negative thinking sometimes n..likes to complain.

15. The most ideal person you want to be is:
a nice person with intelligent mind

16. For people that care and like you, say something to them:
feel good to hav u all in my life!

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
1.teng
2.li-wei
3.kok lim
4.vince bobo
5.angel low
6.alex
7.ah bian
8.tuan chin
9.shu shen
10.elaine

Who is no. 6 having relationship with:
haaha..with no.1 miss teng.

Is no.9 male/female:
female of course.

If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing:
huh...they dun even know each other..

When you last chat with no 3.:
few weeks ago..

What kind of music that no 8 likes:
instrumental..Guang Liang's n Gary's..

Does no.1 have any siblings:
1 elder bro who looks like daniel lee n 1 cute younger sis.

Will you woo no 3:
no way..if only he is mature..

How bout no 7:
oh not my type..sorry!

Is no 4 single:
yea..call me if u r interested..

What's the surname of no 5:
it's written there..

What's the hobby of no 4:
surfing the net,watching football match,go yamcha..

Do no 5 and 9 get along:
they dunno each other n they r both girls!

Where is no 2 studying at:
Kemayan ATC kl..law school

Say something casual about no 1:
cute girl..

Have you tried developing feelings for no 8:
A BIG NO NO!i am not a les!

Where does no 9 live:
Bdr sri damansara

What color does no 4 like:
em...not really know..

Are no 5 and 1 best friends:
ya..i think so..

Does no 7 like 2:
OMG!..used to...

How did you get to know no 2:
same secondary school..n we joined band too..crazy ppl she is..

Does no 1 have any pets:
yup!super cute shih tzu BeBe!love it!

Is no 7 the sexiest person in the world:
used to be..with his boobs bigger than mine..but not anymore now..he slimmed down ed..
*so sad tat xiao chen said she is sexier than me...*

done! cant wait to see u all's =)

Maison night

Went maison again 2 days ago after been there 1 month ago..feel that our hearts r close to maison ed when we met the "cutest DJ on earth"continuously by teng,me n liwei(wat the hell..)..teng met him at starbucks in mid valley while liwei n me met him at starbucks the curve....

went there with teng..liwei..alex..n wey..actually to celebrate teng's friend-Jennifer's 21st birthday..the situation was messy...messy n messy..dunno why so many ppl broke their drinking glasses onto the floor..n they'r just beside us..no way man..they were drunk! anyway..happy birthday to jennifer!

love the music started from 1am!! the cutest DJ on earth-goldfish was in!A lot of my favourite songs....buttons..tokyo drift..love stoned..sexy back..don't cha..umbrella..love it! i love R&B!

*i fell in love with the DJ....DJ....*




just kidding.............

3 YEARS...

*at marche the curve*

Keat called me while i was online at night after working like a mad cow today...happy to hear his voice!!!=))) after a short chatting session we then hang up the phone n i continued with my on9 thingy with a super happy mood.

after a while i felt that something was not right about this day..i cant figure out what it is..n something was trying to convince me to look at the calendar.When i checked it up...it's 11 of oct........

OH NO!!!Me n keat's 3rd year anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @.@

i really couldn't forgive myself that i forgot to wish him when he called me just now...n what the hell could i forget about it so suddenly..i stil remember it 1 week before....ah..my phone had no more credit..n he wont call me back coz he just called..my feeling was like"falling from the sky to the hell"...

suddenly Christina Aguilera's Candyman playing from my phone..the screen there stated +60301..i knew that it was keat....

me:harloo...

keat:hiiii...happy anniversary...happy anniversary...happy anniversary...!

(tears came out ed....automatically..i din expect that he remember it..very touched la at this moment..we chat n wish each other like what couples use to do..u know i know lar..)

me:i hope that our love wont be 3 years oni...

keat:ya...wont be 3 years...then i hope it last for 100 years lar!

(speechless...)

me:100 years oni?even Andy lau's song is AI NI YI WAN NIAN lo...so outdated leh..

keat:outdated?mine is updated 1 la...

me:no!u r so outdated...100 years oni..

keat:ok la ok la...ai ni yi wan nian..i just played it for fun!

=)

3 years already..time really flies..i cant say that 3 years time is short..coz it's not short too..from the time we got together..we have gone through a lot of obstacles all this while..thanks for everything..thanks for being with me when i need u..thanks for ur true love for me..thanks for ur promise..thanks for visiting me when i was in NS camp without fail..thanks for bringing me here n there to eat nice food..what a sad case that we couldn't celebrate it together this year(n 5 more years to go..='( ),so a simple call from u was ed more than enough for me!

still remember 3 years back about today?u called me at late night while i was busy studying for the bloody hell SPM..n..i finally agreed to be yours..that time i was stil preparing for spm wei!!but thanks..u treat me well..n u called me to give me mental support in SPM in the early morning..n this guy purposely set his alarm n called me at 8 something to support me be4 i went to work(russia time about 4:30am)etc etc..forgive me if i ever misunderstood u or merajuk..i miss u..pls come back to me..long distance relationship is not fun!!=(

*met u when i was in form 2*

* genting*

it's snowing in russia ed..take k of urself..my scarf is always be with u..

*love u more than words could say....i miss u....Mr.Honda Jazz....=(*

HAPPY 3rd ANNIVERSARY...

NEW

ya this is new..a new blog of mine..after 2 freaking years ago tat i deleted my previous saddening blog...i decided to walk out from my sad memory caused by it n created a new one..wow i cant believe that it's been 2 years..time really flies..

This time i wont simply write anything in my blog..somehow it's published to everyone..when i said everyone it's really everyone in this world..but of course i wil share my stories with some of u..so all "milkylander"..do drop me some comments..n support me! =) *laughing at myself*